MLP / Bass4Bots Records / 2012
Bass4Bots is proud to announce that after several years of searching
on distant planets, our research team has finally discovered the missing
link to machine consciousness . We are now (for the first time ever),
able to provide your machine with a heart. It will not only act
human-like; it will also have a self-depending and unpredictable
character, just like a friend or a child.
Our "People of Earth" program can now update your robot (or any
machine of your choice) with a synthetic soul, no
additional devices such as needles or implants required! Don’t sleep on
this, make your robot happy...now...!